Wednesday, August 31, 2022

Article 28 - Subject: FINAL AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION

 

From: mukuruamos977@gmail.com

To: Undisclosed recipients;

Reply to: revtimothyjohnson02@gmail.com

Subject: FINAL AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION

 

Greetings to you.

This is to bring to your notice that because of the impossibility of
your fund transfer through our BANK Network, we have credited your
total fund of $12,000,000,000.00 Legitimate USD into an international
Draft, and we have paid the delivery fee of your ATM VISA card to you,
we paid it because your ATM VISA card worth of $12,000,000,000.00
which we have registered for deliver, has less than 16 days to expire
in the custody of the EMS Company and when it expires, the money will
go into federal government treasury account.

For that we decided to help you pay off the money so that your ATM
CARD will not expire, because we trust that when you receive this your
ATM CARD, definitely you must pay us back and even compensate us for
helping you. Like we stated earlier, the delivery charges has been
paid ,therefore the only money you were advice to send to them is
their official security keeping fees of $25usd every day.

Like I stated earlier, the crediting re-activation, delivery and the
company registration charges has been paid by me, but I did not pay
their official security keeping fees since they refused, they refused
and the reason is that they do not know when you are going to contact
them and the demurrage might have increased by then, They told me that
their official security keeping fees is $25.00 per a day , and I
deposited it yesterday being 30th of August, 2022.

Therefore you should contact them with the below contact information;

Company name; EMS Express Customer Service.
Email:   revtimothyjohnson02@gmail.com
Logistic Manager: Mr Rev Timothy Johnson,
Telephone number +1 (336)590 0210


Try to contact them today and also send them the security official
security keeping charge to avoid increasing of their fees and let me
know once you receive this your International bank Draft.

Contact them today with your full information requested below;

Your Full Name;.......................
Your Country;........................
Your Residence Home Address;........
A Copy of You Identification.......
Your Direct Phone ;.............
Your Cell;...................
Age/Sex;...................

Try to indicate all this codes to them because it will prove that you
are the rightful person that own the ATM CARD  in their custody.

Shipment Code awb :33xzs,
ATM Card Registered Code No xgt442:
Security Code sctc:2001dhx:567:
Transaction Code 233:cstc:101:33028:
Certificate Deposit code: sctc:bun.xxiv:78:01

This is to avoid wrong delivery, do that urgent to avoid increase of
their keeping fees and let us know once you receive your ATM VISA
CARD.

Yours sincerely
Mr Rev Timothy Johnson,`

Our Reply:

Good day to you Rev. Timothy Johnson,

It's such a pleasure to receive such a fortunate message from a fellow member of the clergy. However, I don't understand what you mean by "impossibility", as this means something that cannot be done or occur. I'm sure you were so excited and typing so fast that you meant to say "possibility". Our church would be delighted to accept your generous donation of $12,000,000,000.00. We need it badly because our church is falling apart and in need of many repairs.

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Don't pay attention to the graffiti as we are in a very bad section of California. We also need to fix up the convent for our nuns. We treat our nuns special because they make our parishioners happy. If our parishioners are happy, then they will keep coming back to our church for services, but that can only happen if we can rebuild the church, and the donation of $12,000,000,000.00 will come in handy. The nuns are very excited to hear the news of the donation.

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Once we fix up the church, we would like to invite you to our annual dance. We have so much fun every year and I think you will have a blast. You have to check out Father John. He's got some moves and I swear he practices ahead of time but there is no way he can move like this out of the blue. Do you dance? Do you have moves like this?

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If you do, then prepare to have a good time. Once again, thank you very much for your donation of $12,000,000,000.00 on an ATM card. Here's the information that you requested.

Your Full Name; Father Rico Rodriguez
Your Country; USA
Your Residence Home Address; 3349 W. Artesia Blvd, STE 03-Torrance CA 90504
A Copy of You Identification
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Your Direct Phone ; (718) 367-4500
Your Cell; (718) 367-4500
Age/Sex; 45/Male

Shipment Code awb :33xzs,
ATM Card Registered Code No xgt442:
Security Code sctc:2001dhx:567:
Transaction Code 233:cstc:101:33028:
Certificate Deposit code: sctc:bun.xxiv:78:01

Sincerely,

Father Rico Rodriguez 

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Article 27 - Subject: Your ATM CARD has been released

 

From: Mr. Jerry Harrison <contact@imf.net>

To: Recipients <contact@imf.net>

Reply to: officedeprtment@gmail.com

Subject: Your ATM CARD has been released

 

CAUTION: This email originated from outside of the Columbia County School District. Do not click links or open attachments unless you recognize the sender and know the content is safe.

IMF International Monetary Fund
Fiscal Affairs Department
1900 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20431

Attention: Beneficiary,

This is to inform you that the IMF has instructed the Courier
Companies in this Country to release and dispatch all the Monetary
Instruments in their Custody to their owners before the end of the
first quarter of the year 2022 unconditionally.

During our investigation we found out that most of the seized funds
were not for illegal transactions, including your fund that was
stocked with the DHL for some months. We have passed instruction to
DHL to dispatch your Fund to you since your fund was not for illegal missions.

We have paid for delivering and insurance charges and also supplied to
DHL the legal documents needed to deliver your Fund to you.
We understand that the content of your package is an ATM CARD worth
$3,500,000.00 USD, DHL does not ship money in CASH or in CHEQUES but ATM
CARDs are ship-able. For your information, the VAT & Shipping charges as
well as Insurance fees have been paid by this firm.

Note that the payment that is made on the Insurance, Premium &
Clearance Certificates, are to certify that your Fund is not a Drug
Affiliated Fund (DAF) neither is it funds to sponsor Terrorism in your
State. This will help you avoid any form of query from the Monetary
Authority of your State.

However, you will have to pay a sum of $195.00 USD to the DHL Delivery
Department being full payment for the Security Keeping Fee of the DHL
company as stated in their privacy terms & condition page. Send your
Postal address ,telephone and your name in full. It is mandatory to
reconfirm your Postal address and telephone.
Kindly complete the below form and send it to the DHL DELIVERY POST
with the below information.

It is mandatory to reconfirm your

FULL NAMES:
TELEPHONE:
POSTAL ADDRESS:
SEX:
CITY:
STATE:
COUNTRY:

DHL DELIVERY POST
Email: dhle7487@gmail.com
Contact Person: Mr. George Ted.

Have a great day!

Yours Faithfully,
Mr. Jerry Harrison,
Regional Director
International Monetary Fund (IMF)
Contact DHL for your release Fund ATM CARD.

Our Reply:

Good Morning Mr Harrison,

I am so excited that you have reached out to me regarding the $3,500,000.00 in exchange for a fee of $195. Unfortunately, I don't have $195. So, if you can simply deduct it from the $3,500,000.00, and pay me $3,499,805.00, that would be great. I am not a big fan of DHL and I like to ask if we can use FedEX instead? The reason why I don't care much for DHL is because the last time they made a delivery to my house, they crashed into my swimming pool.

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They didn't even have the decency to pay for the damages. That might be the reason why you're contacting me. Don't worry because as long as you pay me $3,499,805.00, I won't be suing anyone. I have to give you guys credit. I think this method of keeping me quiet is brilliant. However, I advise that you stop doing business with DHL. Otherwise, they will hurt the reputation of your organization. They let their drivers get drunk while making deliveries. This is the guy that the police arrested after their van crashed into my pool. This was taken before the crash by my surveillance cameras. I guess he was trying to read the numbers on my house.

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Also, if all possible can I please have a big box of money instead of an ATM card? There was another organization that wanted to give me an ATM card loaded with millions of dollars, in exchange for a fee of $200. Well, I gave them $200, and yes, they gave me an ATM card. Instead of it being loaded with Money, it was only good to spend on Kentucky bourbon whiskey. This is why I don't trust payments by ATM anymore. Really, you think I'm bullshitting you but I'm not.

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This is why I prefer a big box of cash. If we're all in agreement, here's the information that you requested.

FULL NAMES: Joe Mamma
TELEPHONE: (718) 367-4500
POSTAL ADDRESS: 1313 Mocking Bird Lane, Bronx, NY 10456
SEX: Male
CITY: Bronx
STATE: NY
COUNTRY: USA

Sincerely,

Joe Mamma

 

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Tuesday, August 30, 2022

Article 26 - Subject: ATTENTION?

 

From: JEROME POWELL <diplomaticagentpben@gmail.com>

To: Undisclosed recipients;

Reply to: federalreservereserve@gmail.com

Subject: ATTENTION?

 

ATTENTION:

Greetings, I don't know how you feel receiving this message because of
scammers all over the word, but I am here to inform you that through
the help of Mr, President  Joe Biden we are able to pay all the scam
victims in the United states of America and around  the globe ($4 . 5
Million USD) through the federal reserve bank of America.

you only have 2 working days to claim your fund if we don't hear from
you that your fund will be confiscated and be used to pay another
beneficiary?

these is our contact phone number text only (602)7673462)

Faithfully
Jerome Powell.

Our Reply:

Good Evening Mr. Powell,

Sorry, I don't have a phone anymore. The last phone that I had was accidentally dropped in the toilet. There was brown stuff all over it so I took a net, fished it out of the toilet, and threw it away. I wasn't about to touch it. I know what you're saying right about now, "what a shitty situation". So needles to say, we're going to have to do this by email. I don't have a lot of money to buy a new phone so the $4.5 million will be a big help. I can even buy a car and a new home. I really liked that phone too. I was so upset when it happened. My girlfriend took this picture.

Another thing that I want to do after I get the $4.5 million, is that I want to go down to Washington D.C., and meet with the President, to thank him personally for making this possible. I'm also going to tell him that you are doing an outstanding job and that you deserve a raise. I met him once, when he came up to Connecticut. My girlfriend baked him some cookies but the only thing is that she's a terrible baker. I mean the look on his face, after he took a bite off of the first cookie was classic.

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I mean really, does he look like he's enjoying those cookies? The next that I am going to do is send my girlfriend to culinary school so that she can learn how to bake the right way. She's very messy too. After she bakes, she leaves the kitchen looking like a disaster. One time, at this apartment that we used to live in, we got kicked out because of the way she left the kitchen. I guess I am going to have to play it safe and hire a maid too, just to clean up after her lol. She is improving.

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I know that I only have 2 days to reply back to you and that's why I am getting back to you on the same day. Please turn this around quickly so that I can prepare, and move forward with my plans.

Sincerely,

Attention Jones

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Article 25 - Subject: Att

 

From: Mary <rcampos@legistdf.gob.ar>

To: Recipients <rcampos@legistdf.gob.ar>

Reply to: p.gerhard78@gmail.com

Subject: Att

 

Attn Beneficiary,

This is to remind you of the previous notification sent to you about your awarded bank draft of $990,000.00 USD awarded to you by WORLD BANK in collaboration with Microsoft Corporation as your E-mail contact was selected from a computer random email search of the best E-mail. However we have made several attempts to reach you through email but it is so unfortunate that you have decided not to attend to the claim process of these funds. Marilyn Johnson, head of the yearly lottery organization, files the delivery project with (FedEx Courier Service, South Africa) and deposits it with FedEx Courier Service South Africa for safe delivery.

Contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE as soon as possible with the parcel identification code (FDX7410) immediately to know how to receive this parcel

As previously informed, the Lottery Organizers settled the delivery Charges including insurance of this parcel containing your won cheque of $990,000.00 USD. The only fee you are requested to pay to FEDEX COURIER SERVICE before delivery of your Bank Draft directly to your postal Address is ($290.00USD) only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far.

It was mandated that you will have to pay the security keeping fee which will not be negotiated. You have to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery of your Bank Draft with this information below;

It will help us to help you if you respond with the information required below so as to enhance a smooth delivery of your bank draft which can be cashed out in any reputable bank in your location.

Contact Person:
Mr. Gerhard Paul
Email Address: p.gerhard78@gmail.com
Telephone: +27736815844
Physical Address: 173 Herman Road, Meadowdale Ext 3, Germiston, 1401 South Africa.

Finally, make sure the information required below are provided correctly to avoid any mistake on the Delivery

* Receiver's Full Name:
* Receiver's Complete Residential Address:
* Receiver's Country:
* Mobile Number:
* Valid Proof of Identification.

NB: The identification code (FDX7410) is not the tracking number and you cannot get any information about this parcel with the identification code because it is yet to be registered into our system since we are still waiting for your information and security keeping fee to enable us start the delivery process only after then you will be given the tracking details of your parcel. The identification code is only for you to identify your parcel when it is delivered to you. This parcel will only be dispatched from our office here after you have successfully completed the payment of the security keeping fee.

Yours sincerely,
Marilyn Johnson Mrs.

Our Reply:

Good Afternoon Mr. Paul,

Thank you for contacting me about my awarded bank draft of $990.000.00. Marilyn Johnson asked me to reply to you by email. I think she suffers from dyslexia or has a drinking problem because she signed her name as "Marilyn Johnson Mrs.", instead of "Mrs. Marilyn Johnson". Drinking is a very serious problem in America. It causes people to do stupid things like sending out emails with wording that makes no sense at all. Boy, it's a good thing I know how to read numbers. I think you should have a word with her. My friend Jerry knows her and sent me this picture.

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As far as Fedex goes, can we use a different service like DHL? Nothing against Fedex but man their drivers are dumb. They keep delivering packages to the wrong house. For example, one day, they rang my doorbell and just took off. They left a big box addressed to some guy named Tom Brady. My name isn't Tom Brady. My curiosity was killing me so I decided to open the box to see what was inside. Holy shit look at the contents.

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I had decided to become Tom Brady that day LOL. But seriously, I'd rather use DHL. I wouldn't want Fedex to send someone else my $990.000.00. If we're good, I would like to send you the $290.00 cash to your office at 173 Herman Road, Meadowdale Ext 3, Germiston, 1401 South Africa. I want to thank the Microsoft Corporation and the lottery organization for making this possible. This all makes sense now. I had a dream about Bill Gates gesturing to give me lots of money. Dreams do come true my friend.

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Well, unless there's anything else that you need, here's the information that you requested:

* Receiver's Full Name: Seiji Sample
* Receiver's Complete Residential Address: 2570 24th Street, Sacramento, CA 95818
* Receiver's Country: USA
* Mobile Number: (718) 367-4500
* Valid Proof of Identification.

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Sincerely,

Seiji Sample
 

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Monday, August 29, 2022

Article 24 - Subject: FROM THE DELIVERY AGENT!!

 

From: DELIVERY SERVICE <obinancy551@gmail.com>

To: Undisclosed recipients;

Reply to: deliverya803@gmail.com

Subject: FROM THE DELIVERY AGENT!!


Hey Jerry Paul,

Where the hell are you? I'm at JFK International Airport now looking for you. The girl at the front desk at DHL, at the airport said that you were a very busy man, and that I needed to be patient. I realized that she was right so I agreed to wait patiently. My girlfriend Linda, my best friend Bryan, and I, decided to have some drinks at the bar, while waiting for you. I'm the guy with the light gray shirt, sitting next to my girlfriend Linda, at the end of the bar. My best friend Bryan thought it was a good idea to take this picture so that you can see who I am and what I was wearing.

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The only problem now is that you know what I look like, and what I am wearing but I don't know what you look like. So, I left Bryan and Linda at the bar. I decided to walk back to the DHL front desk. I asked the girl at the desk if she can describe you to me, so that I know who I am approaching when it's time to pick up my ATM card. She was very nice about it and showed me a picture of you.

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Funny, I remember her telling me that you're a very busy man, and here you are playing with model planes LOL. Hey, can you get me one of those model planes? One for me and one for my best friend Bryan? I'll even give you a gift card which I'm sure that's what you're looking for in the first place. Just tell me what kind of gift card you want. iTunes, Walmart, Target, or Google Play? That sounds like a good deal to me. I get the ATM card with the 1.5 million, DHL model planes, and you get a gift card. I recommend we do this fast as Linda and Bryan are already getting drunk LOL. Look at these 2.

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You must have lost the information that I already gave you, huh? No problem here it is again. Please don't lose it this time.

Your Name: Michael Bloomberg
Home Address: 17 East 79 Street 
Nearest airport: JFK international airport
Copy of id:
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Your phone Number: (718) 367-4500 
Your Age: 42

Sincerely,

Michael Bloomberg
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Article 23 - Subject: COMPENSATION FUND THE YEAR 2022 FISICAL CASH ,LONDON UNITED KINGDOM

 

From: united nation office <rukaiyainuwa13@gmail.com>

To: Undisclosed recipients;

Reply to: unofficeworldbank82@gmail.com

Subject: COMPENSATION FUND THE YEAR 2022 FISICAL CASH ,LONDON UNITED KINGDOM

 

UNITED NATIONS FUNDS
COMPENSATION DEPARTMENT:
NEW YORK-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
COMPENSATION FUND ,LONDON UNITED KINGDOM


Dear Sir/Ma Good day,


COMPENSATION PAYMENT FOR 2022 FISCAL YEAR:


Sorry for making this contact through email since we could not reach
your phone number.


My name is Mrs Lynda Green, special agent at the United Nations.

A meeting was held on your behalf by just concluded 73rd United
Nations general assembly within the UN/IMF countries concerning the
unclaimed funds denied to some people and major oil contractors who
died intestate during their contracts period and the institution
couldn’t trace their families, it is in your interest to know that
your name was listed on our database for such compensation therefore
your funds will be released to you by the paying bank immediately you
verify your identity.

It was discovered during this meeting that no funds have been paid to
you all these years of pursuit because either your contract information
was changed or some other factors that needed Authentication.

The funds is now ready to be release to you since you have been
approved to receive/claim this compensation payment of $15Million


We have instructions to release your payment to you.

Kindly Re-confirm Your

Names;

Address;

Telephone Number;

Next of Kin;

Country of Origin;

Country of Residence;

Gender;

Occupation:


The UN in collaboration with the IMF is sorry for the inconvenience
this might have caused you.

Please be aware that some miscreant are using this avenue to
impersonate our office and to ask for vital information in order to
claim your registration so feel free to report any email you receive
regarding this information and we’ll do our best to identify the
culprits.

for the release of your payment. The UN is sorry for the delay of funds release.


send an email to this email (unofficeworldbank82@gmail.com)
to get an immediate response.


Mrs  LYNDA GREEN,

SPECIAL UNITED NATIONS AGENT

Our Reply:

Good Morning Mrs. LYNDA GREEN,

I apologize for not being able to reach me by phone. I will provide you with my phone number and contact information below. I lost my phone on a trip that I took to the Amazon forest. Have you ever been there? I would recommend it the first opportunity that you get. Well anyway, I was taking pictures of the tribe and asked the chief if he would be so kind to take a picture of me with some of the other tribe members. Big mistake, he never seen a phone before so when I handed it over to him, he took a bite out of it and ate the rest. I had to get a new phone. Since my pictures were saved to the cloud, I was able to recover all of them. This is the last picture that I was able to save before chief Rukaiyainuwa ate my phone.

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Nice people. Just don't get them mad, otherwise you will be dinner. My grandparents were oil contractors a long time ago in Waco Texas. In fact Grandpa owned an oil rig of his own but the government took it away from him because he was making too much money. By the time he passed away, he had nothing left and died broke. I guess that's why you have been trying to contact me right? That is fantastic that you were able to find me because I can use the 15 million. I'm building a new oil rig and starting my own oil company. You're going to love the name that I picked out. Ready?

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Doesn't it have a nice ring to it? I think so. I got my crew ready and we're preparing to rock & roll. Hey, would you be willing to invest in Gasshole? You can make a small investment and your return would be great. All you have to do is buy a $500 Target gift card, scratch off the back, and give me the number that's on it. If all goes as planned, that $500 can turn into millions for you. You can even quit your job. It must be hard for you to try to find and locate people that you don't even know what their names are. For example, my name isn't Sir/Ma. Anyway, let's hurry up and put this deal together. Me and the crew await your response. Here's my information.

Names; Mukesh Ambani

Address; 1313 Mockingbird Lane, Waco TX, 76701

Telephone Number; (718) 367-4500

Next of Kin; Amber Ambani

Country of Origin; USA

Country of Residence; USA

Gender; Male

Occupation: Oil Rigger

Sincerely,

The team at Gasshole

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We got a reply:

On 8/29/2022 12:45 PM, United Nation wrote:
FOR YOUR INFORMATION: BENEFICIARY.
 
         Dear Sir
  
 
         1) SECURE MONEY ONLINE TRANSFER: /
 
         2) ATM CARD TRANSFER METHOD / This method is used to configure your money into an ATM.
 
         3) Check delivery ...... 
 
         The bank statement hereby instructs you to select the method by which your funds will be transferred from the options above.


Regards,

Mrs Lynda Green 

 



Here's the rest of the thread:

Note: We chose the delivery by check:

On 8/29/2022 12:51 PM, United Nation wrote:

Check delivery...... You Will have to pay the sum of $2,500.delivery charges. 

And take note payment will be done as soon as possible before we can proceed immediately with the Check which will mailed to your home address okay sir thanks I will be waiting for you to give us the approval for us to proceed so we can start and also forward you an Account to pay in before we proceed okay sir thanks …


    Best regards 


Mrs Lynda Green

 

On Mon, 29 Aug 2022 at 17:57, Scammers Beware <scammersbeaware@gmx.com> wrote:

Hi Lynda,

That sounds really good. I would gladly consider paying the $2,500 delivery charge on one condition. Since there is no evidence that you even took the time to read my email back to you, please visit our blog and feel free to comment.

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Remember:

Nobody is going to give you millions of dollars out of the blue. Especially when they don't even know who you are. Unless your name happens to be Sir or Ma in this case. 

If you happen to know of someone that constantly falls for these type of scams, just point them to our blog. Hopefully they can recognize any of the emails that they have gotten. 

Stay safe,

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Saturday, August 27, 2022

Article 22 - Subject: INSTRUCTION / WARNING TO RELEASE YOUR UNPAID FUND (*1968*)

 

From: Ms.Kristalina Georgieva <hauwazakarisulaiman@gmail.com>

To: Undisclosed recipients;

Reply to: internationalmonetaryfund278@gmail.com

Subject:  INSTRUCTION / WARNING TO RELEASE YOUR UNPAID FUND (*1968*)


( I.M.F ) Head Office
Senior Resident Representative
#1900 Pennsylvania Ave NW,
Washington, DC 20431 USA.
(I.M.F)(1968).


Attention ; Beneficiary

This is to inform you of a very important information which will be of
a great help to you from all the difficulties you have been
experiencing in getting your long overdue payment, due to excessive
demand for money from you by both corrupt Bank officials and Courier
Companies after which your funds remain unpaid to you. I am Ms.
Kristalina Georgieva, a highly placed official of the International
Monetary Fund (IMF). It may interest you to know that reports have
reached our office by so many correspondences on the uneasy way in
which people like you are treated by Various Banks and Courier
Companies/ Diplomat across Europe to Africa and Asia /London We have
decided to put a stop to that.

All Governmental and Non-Governmental prostates, NGOs, Finance
Companies, Banks, Security Companies and Courier companies which have
been in contact with you of late have been instructed to back off from
your transaction and you have been advised NOT to respond to them
anymore since the International Monetary Fund (IMF) is now directly in
charge of your payment.

Your name appeared in our payment schedule list of beneficiaries that
will receive their funds in this first quarter payment of the year
because we only transfer funds twice in a year according to our
banking regulation. We apologize for the delay of your payment and
please stop communicating with any office now and pay attention to our
office payment accordingly.

Now your new Payment,
United Nation Approval No; UN5685P,
White House Approved No: WH44CV,
Reference No.-35460021,
Allocation No: 674632
Password No: 339331,
Pin Code No: 55674 and your
Certificate of Merit Payment No: 103,
Released Code No: 0763;
Immediate (IMF) Telex confirmation No: -1114433;
Secret Code No: XXTN013.

Your payment inheritance fund is USD$10.7Million. Having received
these vital payment numbers, therefore you are qualified now to
receive and confirm your payment with the International Monetary Fund
(IMF) immediately. We assure you that your payment will get to you as
long as you follow my directives and instructions. We have decided to
give you a CODE, THE CODE IS: *1968*. Please, any time you receive an
email with the name Ms. Georgieva, check if there is CODE (1968) if
the code is not written, please delete the message from your box! You
are hereby advised NOT to remit further payment to any institutions
with respect to your transaction as your fund will be transferred to
you directly from our source. I hope this is clear. Any action
contrary to this instruction is at your own risk. Respond to this
e-mail on: (internationalmonetaryfund278@gmail.com) with immediate
effect and we shall give you further details on how your fund will be
released.

This Office hereby gives you the GUARANTEE your absolute protection
and that of your approved Compensation Funds via ATM CARD delivery is
100% assured. Your approved amount of US$10,700,000.00. (Ten
Million,Seven Hundred United States Dollars) by the IMF must reach you
in any of the above options best for your reception and please do not
respond to any email except this so you will be able to receive your
funds from the right source which is this office that you have already
contacted.

Ms.Kristalina Georgieva
Managing Director of the International
Monetary Fund. (I.M.F)(1968)
Contact My Secretary On This Email (internationalmonetaryfund278@gmail.com)
Mr Rod Anderson.

Our Reply:

Hello Ms.Kristalina Georgieva,

First of all, I love that code 1968. Did you come up with that all by yourself or is that the year your were born? It's brilliant. In any case, my code is 9999. So if you respond back to me make sure that you use code 9999 so that I know that it's really you in reference to code 1968. If you don't respond back using code 9999, then we would have to use code "s-c-r-e-w-e-d".  Well anyway, I am glad that you reached out to me. I appreciate letting the Non-Governmental prostates, NGOs, Finance Companies, Banks, Security Companies and Courier companies to back off and leave me alone. Trust me, I am not talking to any of them especially if they don't use code 1968. I need that $10,700,000.00 to reinvest in my practice. I am a plastic surgeon. I need to work on a new patient, but I need advanced state of the art medical equipment. I'm going to need it badly in order to work on this guy.

He suffers from Ed Zachary disease. Do you know what that is? That's when your face looks Ed Zachary like your ass LOL! Poor guy, but don't worry once I receive my fund, I will be taking good care of him. I'm also looking into buying a building for my new practice. I'm looking at a piece of property now that happens to be in a run down neighborhood but I was assured that the area was up and coming. Here's the building that I want to buy. What do you think?

If you look at the right hand bottom of the picture above, you will see Charlie. He already started working on the place. I tell you, he's a good worker and also wants to be a plastic surgeon. I'm investing and sending him to medical school.  I tell you that $10,700,000.00 will sure come in handy. I have additional staff waiting to be placed into action. I probably have to buy new uniforms for them because my wife doesn't approve of the ones that I picked out. I still don't know why. What do you think?

So, let's get that ATM card with the $10,700,000.00 over to me so that I can execute my plan. If you turn this around within the next 48 hours, I will give you a complementary boob job, on the house. Please have your secretary contact me at once. Remember to use code 9999.

Sincerely,

Dr. Attention Beneficiary
 

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Friday, August 26, 2022

Article 21 - Subject: ALLSTATE CHARTERED FINANCE Washington DC United States

 

From: Wells Fargo bank <wellsfargob77@gmail.com>

To: Undisclosed recipients;

Subject: ALLSTATE CHARTERED FINANCE Washington DC United States


ALLSTATE CHARTERED FINANCE
Washington DC United States


Attention is needed,

Greetings from the Wells Fargo bank. I have a vital information which
needs to be attended immediately. Did you authorize anyone to pick up
your compensation fund from our branch in Arizona?

One Mr Andrew Cox came to our office yesterday in your respect $ 10.5
million dollars which has been credited with us for the past 6 months
now by the Federal Government to be transferred into your account. to
pick up the fund.

So we decided to write you to make sure that you Fine of $ 10.5
million dollars in our branch office in Arizona.

We want you to get back to us with the following details:

Full Name:
Address:
Phone number:

This above listed details are as fast as Possible If You Did Not
Authorize Anyone To Pick Up Your Fund From Our Branch In Arizona.

We Have 4 Means Which You Can Use To Receive Your Fund And You Are To
Choose The Suitable Option For You Here Are The Options:

(1) Bank to Bank wire transfer: It will take only 3hrs hours for you
to receive it into your bank account and the transfer fee will cost
you $250.

(2) I Can credit your fund into ATM visa Card delivery: It will take
48 hours for you to receive it and the delivery fee is $150.

(3) Consignment box delivery: Your fund will be sealed in a box
without anyone knowing what is inside It will take 3 working days to
be delivered to your house. This will cost $200.

(4) Online account will cost you $300.00

Endeavor to get back to us as fast as you can with your details in a
suitable branch. Urgent Attention Are Your Needed To Enable S Proceed
With The Transaction As Your Fund Is Ready For Delivery.


Thank You.
MRS JANICN MOON
General Manager

Our Reply:

Hello MRS JANICN MOON at Wellsfargob77@gmail.com,

That's funny, I may have thought that your email address would be something like Janicn.moon@wellsfargo.com, just like the rest of the staff that I do business with at Wells Fargo. Anyway, I happen to live 5 minutes from the Arizona branch. Yes, I asked my buddy Andrew to go the bank for me in respect to the $10.5 million dollars. By the way, he thinks you're hot! I couldn't make it because I had to walk my girlfriends dogs. I do a lot for her because she's really good to me. But damn so many dogs. You won't believe this.

Saratoga dog walker has a big
        following – The Daily Gazette

Andrew took this picture. What an asshole huh? LOL! Anyway, here's the information that you requested:

Full Name: Dick Hurts
Address: 5840 W Thomas Rd Ste 110, Phoenix, AZ 85031
Phone number: (480) 892-3333

As to which method that I prefer:

(1) Bank to Bank wire transfer: It will take only 3hrs hours for you to receive it into your bank account and the transfer fee will cost you $250.

No, I don't want to do this one because I don't want to wait 3 hours. By the time 3 hours go by, I'd be drunk by then. My girlfriend took this picture yesterday.

29,315 Drunk Man Stock Photos,
          Pictures & Royalty-Free Images - iStock


(2) I Can credit your fund into ATM visa Card delivery: It will take 48 hours for you to receive it and the delivery fee is $150.

Definitely no! I won't wait 3 hours, what makes you think that I can wait for 48. I'm sorry, I don't mean to be stubborn. That's just the way I am. Andrew can tell you. Here's a picture that he took when I refused to apologize to my girlfriend for not walking the dogs last Friday.

1,679 Stubborn Man Stock Photos,
          Pictures & Royalty-Free Images - iStock


(3) Consignment box delivery: Your fund will be sealed in a box without anyone knowing what is inside It will take 3 working days to be delivered to your house. This will cost $200.

No, No, No! Are you out of your friggin mind?

(4) Online account will cost you $300.00

Hell no! I'm a preferred customer. I'm not paying you $300.00 to access my own money. I'll tell you what though, Since I only live 5 minutes from the Arizona branch, I can stop there tomorrow. I'll bring Andrew along. He wants to ask you out on a date. I'll treat you guys to a week in Mexico or something. So, I will be there tomorrow at 10:00AM. How's that? I look forward to meeting you and picking up my $10.5 Million.

Sincerely,

Dick Hurts
 

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Thursday, August 25, 2022

Article 20 - Subject: URGENT FUND DONATION NOTICE.REF.1078309

 

From: Charles Koch <charleskoch90@gmail.com>

To: Undisclosed recipient;

Subject:  URGENT FUND DONATION NOTICE.REF.1078309

Note: Prior to this email, they wanted us to validate our email address to make sure that it was legit. We complied because after all, we admire honesty.

Hello
 
Thank you for confirming the validity of your email address and also accepting this grant. Our family foundation ( The David Hamilton Koch Family Foundation ) technically is responsible for awarding grant/donation but my late brother ( Mr. David Hamilton Koch ) had always wanted to make a personal donation to random individuals in any part of the world and that is why we have decided to give [$2,000,000.00USD] to you as one of his wishes before his death. It gives us great joy to finally be able to make this donation to you, let's make the world a better place by giving and solving each other's problems, all people have the right to opportunity, equity and dignity.
 
I will like to reassure you of the legitimacy of this services as I will not be involved in any fraudulent act and will never be, Please use the money wisely, I only want to feel good by helping people this time of the year, this is the only thing that makes our able family happy all the time, I will advise you as the prospective lucky person to be calm not to lose this great opportunity which millions of people are trying to entangled but the chances just couldn't come for them because a lot of people are out there to discourage them as they don't know how it works, and have never seen such before.
 
To facilitate the disbursement process of the funds valued at Two Million United Dollars [$2,000,000.00] which have been donated solely to you, please send me the below information before proceeding with remitting the sum of [$2,000,000.00USD] to you. I am hoping that you will be able to use the money wisely and judiciously. I ask you to do what you can to alleviate the level of poverty in your region and also try to enhance the standard of living of as many people as you can and see the joy and happiness of giving.
 
Do make sure you provide me with your complete information below so I will forward it to our selected payout bank for disbursement.
 
Full Name:
Contact Address:
Mobile Number:
Occupation:
 
I am trusting you to make good use of this money. Please read more about myself on the link below and don't be fooled by any impostor claiming to be myself.   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Koch
 
Thank you for accepting this offer, I am indeed grateful. I anticipate your earliest response. I wish you all the best.
 
Best Regards,
Mr. Charles Koch
 

Our Reply:

Good Morning Mr. Koch,

Man you are good! How did you know that my name was Hello? You can call me Hi. All my friends call me Hi. I must say that I have never heard of your brother David Hamilton Koch, but I think I know your other brother, Ed Koch. He was mayor of New York City. Not a very nice man. Thank goodness that the Mayor after him, Rudy Giuliani took over and really cleaned up New York City. However, what a bum did he turned out to be. Then I've seen an old picture of them working together. Boy that explains everything. I don't even think they liked each other.

Mayor Ed Koch and Rudy Giuliani
        attend ethics signing. News Photo - Getty Images

On another note, I am jumping for Joy after the news of receiving this grant. Thank you so much for making this happen. I really need this grant because I happen to be an independent astronaut. I was working for NASA but those guys know nothing about building space ships. So this grant will help me buy all the materials that I need to build an ass kicking space ship. I want to have a crew and everything, just like the one on Star Trek. My crew believes in me and are already working for me, for free. To show my gratitude to them, I had my mom make us uniforms, so that when we can look sharp when we travel space. What do you think?

Once I get this grant, I am going to buy more fabric because I have a feeling that my crew will be expanding. Also it's good to have an extra change of clothes. I am almost done with designing my space ship. Please don't share these plans with anyone else because I consider this to be top secret. I'll show those guys at NASA that I am much more better than them! You're probably asking yourself, "How good is this guy"? Well feast your eyes on this.

I designed the interior too. I'm still undecided on where I want to build the bar. Oh yeah, we got to have a bar because some of our travels may be a little stressful. A fully stocked bar will help my crew take the edge off of those rough space flights. As you can see I will be making good use of this grant and I appreciate the trust that you have in me. Without further due, here's the information that you requested.

Full Name: Hello Howareyou
Contact Address: 1313 Mocking Bird Lane, Plainville, CT 06062
Mobile Number: (718) 367-4500
Occupation: Astronaut

Sincerely,

Hi Howareyou

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Wednesday, August 24, 2022

Article 19 - Subject: Attention dear $4.8Million USD

 

From: Mr.Frank Wilson Sr <udebuude@gmail.com>

To: recipients;

Reply to: mgramoffice45@gmail.com

Subject: Subject: Attention dear $4.8Million USD

ATTENTION: This email came from an external source. Do not open attachments or click on links from unknown senders or unexpected emails.


Attention dear customer

This is to officially informed you that we have concluded arrangements
to effect your payment of $4.8Million USD through Money Gram Swift Money
transfer services today, but the maximum amount you will be receiving
every day starting from tomorrow is $5,000.00 as reflected in our
transfer system daily until the funds is completely transferred to
you. You are now charged to reconfirm your drawer details to Money
Gram for avoid of wrong transfer such as.

Your Receiver Name--------------
Your Country--------------------
Your City-----------------------
Your Phone No-------------------
Your Whatssap Number -----------
Your Occupation----------------
Your Test Question--------------
Your Test Answer----------------
Your Address--------------------

Send the required details to the director in charge of your fund.
His Name: Dominic Alonso  Whatssapp Tel: +2349029667731.
EMAIL:mgramoffice45@gmail.com


Best of Regard
Mr. Frank Wilson

Our Reply:

Good Morning Mr. Alonso,

Thank you for the notification. I had no clue that I was a customer. I don't recall buying anything recently and in fact, I don't even know what company this is. I must have purchased something special in order to receive such a wonderful message. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I think I know what it was, that I bought. It was the hide the booze in your necktie bottle. This is a great product because I can take my booze to work, and nobody would even know. Well, not until I finish drinking it all LOL. I love it! My buddy Ron took these pictures.

If it wasn't the hide your booze in the necktie bottle, then perhaps it was the roller buggy baby stroller. I bought it because I wanted to have fun while taking our baby out for a stroll. Too bad you guys don't have one with a motor yet. That would really be the bomb. But don't worry, I'm having a blast with this one. My wife took a picture of me strolling down the street with our baby. We had a blast!

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        Solve Annoying Everyday Problems | DoYouRemember?

If it wasn't the roller buggy baby stroller, then it must have been the umbrella shoes. I bought these for my wife Debbie, from your company, and boy she really loves them. She's always complaining about how her feet gets wet whenever it rains. Right now she only has a pair of white ones, but she told me that she wants me to buy her a black pair because although white is nice, black goes with everything. I heard that the black ones were selling out like crazy so I hope you guys have a lot in stock. My wife is so cute and she just loves showing the shoes off. She's got some nice legs, don't you think?

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        Sense But You Can Still Buy Coz Apki Mrzi - Viral Bake

Whichever product it was that I bought from you, it doesn't matter because it seems like you guys are so happy with having me as a customer, that you're rewarding me with $4.8 Million. $5,000 a day works for me. Shit I will quit my job tomorrow! Debbie can quit her job too! So without further due, below is the information that you requested. I look forward to receiving my first $5,000.

Your Receiver Name: George Burns
Your Country: USA
Your City: New York City
Your Phone No: (718) 367-4500
Your Whatssap Number:(718) 367-4500
Your Occupation: Sports Bookie
Your Test Question: What is a chimpanzee
Your Test Answer: It is a species of ape
Your Address: 1313 Mockingbird Lane, Bronx NY, 10456

Sincerely,

George Burns 

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Tuesday, August 23, 2022

Article 18 - Subject: LETTER FROM BOA ONLINE DEPARTMENT


From: BANK OF AMERICA <fridaysunday790@gmail.com>

To: Undisclosed recipients;

Reply to: bankof.america4560@gmail.com

Subject: LETTER FROM BOA ONLINE DEPARTMENT


Attention

Your payment has been approved and endorsed by the United Nation
Organization authorities,

Your details information has been confirmed with the instruction and
approvals given from International Monetary Fund and Federal Bureau
Investigation (FBI, Washington DC, USA regards the deposited of fund
from IMF, sum US$10,700,000.00. as full payment of your inheritance
fund.

Due to the incessant scam activities going around the globe, Federal
Bureau Investigation (FBI) and Homeland Security Director, MG Timothy
J. Weinberg, Adjutant General and Director State Military Department
,Washington Military Dept., Bldg 1 Camp Murray, WA 98430-5000 has
instructed our Financial Institution to use high Performance in
Banking System set up Barclay’s Personal On-line Banking Account.

The sum of US$10,700,000.00 was was deposited in our bank and we have
been instructed to pay your directly via personal on-line bank

The Management has resolved to open Personal On-line Banking Account
for you with our bank and then give you the on-line access which will
enable you to check and make electronics wire transfer out to any part
of the world of your choice.

We are going to have this account open on your name as soon as you
reply to this important e-mail and give you your new open account
information’s for your record.

Once we show you prove of fund by giving you the new Personal On-line
Account and your real account balance of US$10,700,000.00 which is
your Part payment of the  full amount credited to you

We are only given you the benefit of doubt by agreeing in showing you
that we are capable of opening the new account on your behalf and give
you the full on line access for your record.

Let me know that you agree and understand the important of this matter
before we go ahead and get this matter completed for you because we
are professional in handling international matters like this.

Kindly Send the Above information to enable us set the account open for you.

Full Name:……………………. ………………………… …………………………

Full Address:…………………. ………………………… …………………………

Direct Telephone Number:……. ………………………… ……………………
Age :……. ………………………… ……………………
occupation :……. ………………………… ……………………


CONTACT US HERE... bankof.america4560@gmail.com

Please, reconfirm your direct cell phone number to enable voice communication

Looking forward for your next letter

Thank you for your patient.

Regards

Mrs. Carolina Dino

Our Reply:

Good Afternoon Mrs. Carolina Dino,

First of all, I had no clue that the Bank Of America operated from fridaysunday790@gmail.com. It must be a decoy email address in order to protect this government top secret email that you sent to me. Very clever. I have the upmost respect for general MG Timothy J. Weinberg. We served in the Marines together in Afghanistan. We became best friends afterwards. He moved to California and I moved to New York. Man, I missed that crazy son of a bitch! Here's a picture that they took of both of us at a party. Man, we we're drunk out of our asses LOL!

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I'm in a rock band now so if you see him, let him know that I said hi, and that I will be performing at the Lucky 13 Tavern in Brooklyn NY. He should come see me. I can use the $10,700,000.00 because I need to buy more guitars. I have 2 of them now that are excellent. A Fender Strat and a Gibson Les Paul. However what I want to do is buy like a dozen more. The more guitars the merrier. This money will allow for me to buy all the guitars that I want. This is what I'm talking about.

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        Music & Voice Lessons | Boise, ID | 12th Fret Music

Bitching huh? Next thing that I want to do is buy a tour bus for me and the band. I want it to have a stocked full bar as well. My boys bust their asses during their performances each time and I want to treat them like royalty. It has to be big enough so that we can invite the babes whenever we go on tour. I met a girl back stage and her name is Debbie Dino. Do you have a sister named Debbie Dino? Wouldn't that be wild, lol? Here's a picture that they took of us back stage.

Boy if you look anything like her. I'd like to invite you to one of our shows as well. My bass player Razor just broke up with his girlfriend. He's a little bummed out so he can probably use your company. So anyway, listen Carolina babe, get me that money ASAP so that I can run to Guitar Center and the MCI Coach dealership. Here's my information below:

Full Name: Joey Rocker

Full Address: 1313 Mocking Bird lane, Bronx, NY 10456

Direct Telephone Number: (718) 367-4500
Age :42
occupation : Former US Marine and currently Rockstar

Sincerely,

Joey Rocker

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