From: Charles Koch <charleskoch90@gmail.com>
To: Undisclosed recipient;
Subject: URGENT FUND DONATION NOTICE.REF.1078309
Note: Prior to this email, they wanted us to validate our email address to make sure that it was legit. We complied because after all, we admire honesty.
Thank you for confirming the validity of your email address and also accepting this grant. Our family foundation ( The David Hamilton Koch Family Foundation ) technically is responsible for awarding grant/donation but my late brother ( Mr. David Hamilton Koch ) had always wanted to make a personal donation to random individuals in any part of the world and that is why we have decided to give [$2,000,000.00USD] to you as one of his wishes before his death. It gives us great joy to finally be able to make this donation to you, let's make the world a better place by giving and solving each other's problems, all people have the right to opportunity, equity and dignity.
I will like to reassure you of the legitimacy of this services as I will not be involved in any fraudulent act and will never be, Please use the money wisely, I only want to feel good by helping people this time of the year, this is the only thing that makes our able family happy all the time, I will advise you as the prospective lucky person to be calm not to lose this great opportunity which millions of people are trying to entangled but the chances just couldn't come for them because a lot of people are out there to discourage them as they don't know how it works, and have never seen such before.
To facilitate the disbursement process of the funds valued at Two Million United Dollars [$2,000,000.00] which have been donated solely to you, please send me the below information before proceeding with remitting the sum of [$2,000,000.00USD] to you. I am hoping that you will be able to use the money wisely and judiciously. I ask you to do what you can to alleviate the level of poverty in your region and also try to enhance the standard of living of as many people as you can and see the joy and happiness of giving.
Do make sure you provide me with your complete information below so I will forward it to our selected payout bank for disbursement.
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I am trusting you to make good use of this money. Please read more about myself on the link below and don't be fooled by any impostor claiming to be myself. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Koch
Thank you for accepting this offer, I am indeed grateful. I anticipate your earliest response. I wish you all the best.
Best Regards,
Mr. Charles Koch
Our Reply:
Good Morning Mr. Koch,
Man you are good! How did you know that my name was Hello? You can call me Hi. All my friends call me Hi. I must say that I have never heard of your brother David Hamilton Koch, but I think I know your other brother, Ed Koch. He was mayor of New York City. Not a very nice man. Thank goodness that the Mayor after him, Rudy Giuliani took over and really cleaned up New York City. However, what a bum did he turned out to be. Then I've seen an old picture of them working together. Boy that explains everything. I don't even think they liked each other.
On another note, I am jumping for Joy after the news of receiving this grant. Thank you so much for making this happen. I really need this grant because I happen to be an independent astronaut. I was working for NASA but those guys know nothing about building space ships. So this grant will help me buy all the materials that I need to build an ass kicking space ship. I want to have a crew and everything, just like the one on Star Trek. My crew believes in me and are already working for me, for free. To show my gratitude to them, I had my mom make us uniforms, so that when we can look sharp when we travel space. What do you think?
Once I get this grant, I am going to buy more fabric because I have a feeling that my crew will be expanding. Also it's good to have an extra change of clothes. I am almost done with designing my space ship. Please don't share these plans with anyone else because I consider this to be top secret. I'll show those guys at NASA that I am much more better than them! You're probably asking yourself, "How good is this guy"? Well feast your eyes on this.
I designed the interior too. I'm still undecided on where I want to build the bar. Oh yeah, we got to have a bar because some of our travels may be a little stressful. A fully stocked bar will help my crew take the edge off of those rough space flights. As you can see I will be making good use of this grant and I appreciate the trust that you have in me. Without further due, here's the information that you requested.
Full Name: Hello Howareyou
Contact Address: 1313 Mocking Bird Lane, Plainville, CT 06062
Mobile Number: (718) 367-4500
Occupation: Astronaut
Sincerely,
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