From: BANK OF AMERICA <fridaysunday790@gmail.com>
To: Undisclosed recipients;
Reply to: bankof.america4560@gmail.com
Subject: LETTER FROM BOA ONLINE DEPARTMENT
Attention Your payment has been approved and endorsed by the United Nation Organization authorities, Your details information has been confirmed with the instruction and approvals given from International Monetary Fund and Federal Bureau Investigation (FBI, Washington DC, USA regards the deposited of fund from IMF, sum US$10,700,000.00. as full payment of your inheritance fund. Due to the incessant scam activities going around the globe, Federal Bureau Investigation (FBI) and Homeland Security Director, MG Timothy J. Weinberg, Adjutant General and Director State Military Department ,Washington Military Dept., Bldg 1 Camp Murray, WA 98430-5000 has instructed our Financial Institution to use high Performance in Banking System set up Barclay’s Personal On-line Banking Account. The sum of US$10,700,000.00 was was deposited in our bank and we have been instructed to pay your directly via personal on-line bank The Management has resolved to open Personal On-line Banking Account for you with our bank and then give you the on-line access which will enable you to check and make electronics wire transfer out to any part of the world of your choice. We are going to have this account open on your name as soon as you reply to this important e-mail and give you your new open account information’s for your record. Once we show you prove of fund by giving you the new Personal On-line Account and your real account balance of US$10,700,000.00 which is your Part payment of the full amount credited to you We are only given you the benefit of doubt by agreeing in showing you that we are capable of opening the new account on your behalf and give you the full on line access for your record. Let me know that you agree and understand the important of this matter before we go ahead and get this matter completed for you because we are professional in handling international matters like this. Kindly Send the Above information to enable us set the account open for you. Full Name:……………………. ………………………… ………………………… Full Address:…………………. ………………………… ………………………… Direct Telephone Number:……. ………………………… …………………… Age :……. ………………………… …………………… occupation :……. ………………………… …………………… CONTACT US HERE... bankof.america4560@gmail.com Please, reconfirm your direct cell phone number to enable voice communication Looking forward for your next letter Thank you for your patient. Regards Mrs. Carolina Dino
Our Reply:
Good Afternoon Mrs. Carolina Dino,
First of all, I had no clue that the Bank Of America operated
from fridaysunday790@gmail.com. It must be a decoy email address
in order to protect this government top secret email that you sent
to me. Very clever. I have the upmost respect for general MG
Timothy J. Weinberg. We served in the Marines together in
Afghanistan. We became best friends afterwards. He moved to
California and I moved to New York. Man, I missed that crazy son
of a bitch! Here's a picture that they took of both of us at a
party. Man, we we're drunk out of our asses LOL!
I'm in a rock band now so if you see him, let him know that I said hi, and that I will be performing at the Lucky 13 Tavern in Brooklyn NY. He should come see me. I can use the $10,700,000.00 because I need to buy more guitars. I have 2 of them now that are excellent. A Fender Strat and a Gibson Les Paul. However what I want to do is buy like a dozen more. The more guitars the merrier. This money will allow for me to buy all the guitars that I want. This is what I'm talking about.
Bitching huh? Next thing that I want to do is buy a tour bus for me and the band. I want it to have a stocked full bar as well. My boys bust their asses during their performances each time and I want to treat them like royalty. It has to be big enough so that we can invite the babes whenever we go on tour. I met a girl back stage and her name is Debbie Dino. Do you have a sister named Debbie Dino? Wouldn't that be wild, lol? Here's a picture that they took of us back stage.
Boy if you look anything like her. I'd like to invite you to one of our shows as well. My bass player Razor just broke up with his girlfriend. He's a little bummed out so he can probably use your company. So anyway, listen Carolina babe, get me that money ASAP so that I can run to Guitar Center and the MCI Coach dealership. Here's my information below:
Full Name: Joey Rocker Full Address: 1313 Mocking Bird lane, Bronx, NY 10456 Direct Telephone Number: (718) 367-4500 Age :42 occupation : Former US Marine and currently Rockstar Sincerely, Joey Rocker
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