From: FedEx courier Service Company <mrpatrickjeff@gmail.com>
To: Undisclosed recipients;
Reply to: fedexcourierservicecompany2@gmail.com
Subject: FedEx Nigeria Head Office
Attention' Attention? Attention''' The FedEx courier Service Company are hereby passing an essential massage to all our valuable customers to be very careful while presenting their receivers residential address to avoid wrong delivery. This is the FedEx courier service company mailing you as per your parcel that was brought to this company to be delivered to you by one Mr Godwin Emefiele, along the delivery process there came a misunderstanding between you and the Nico insurance company In regard of their request as per their insurance certificate which happens to be course of your parcel pending for the past One Year. Meanwhile we are hereby happy to inform you that the FedEx Company has finalized everything with the Nico insurance company of Nigeria as the company organization has also listed 24 valuable parcels to be intact in their office after the released of the parcels from the Nico insurance company. We are Obliged to inform you once again that your parcel that contain the sum of $20 million dollars is among the 24 parcels listed which is now in our office and also with your name as the receiver despite that .we lost your private residential address, which is an indication that you can now re-send your residential address to back to the FedEx company where your parcel can be delivered to you without hesitation with this e-mail: (fedexcourierservicecompany2@gmail.com ) Meanwhile remember that the sender of this parcel Mr. Godwin Emefiele still owes your parcel that contain the sum of $20 million dollars has been Approve on your Name to be delivered to your hours address and you have to send $120 only before you will receive parcel in your home address once you send the $120 today this company need the sum of $120 before incident occurs, know you that this company has spend out of their incomes in the process by recovery back your parcel so dear costumer we once again appreciate your patronage in our favor. Without hesitations you are to pay for just the balance left by your sender via World Remit or rial so that your parcel can be delivered to your residential address before it accumulate a demur rage after one week only,as you know your parcel is not just an ordinary parcel but with a huge amount and I think you understand what I meant by accumulating a demur rage? Which you will not allow to happen to your recovery parcel that almost gone if not for the love that the good God have for you by favoring you with his favor because it was God who did it not by your power but by the spirit says the lord. Mr.Sam Brown PHONE: +234-7019474148 FedEx Nigeria Head Office 70 International Airport Road Mameluke, Lagos Nigeria.
Our Reply:
Good Afternoon Mr. Sam Brown,
Hello' Hello? Hello'''
Hallelujah the Lord is good. I love the FedEx company. I've been
doing business with them for years. I am a big fan of Japanese
pornography and it's been so difficult to try to find a decent
courier service to deliver on time and without a glitch. By the
way, I met Mr Godwin Emefiele in my office and I must say what a
very nice man he is. It was confusing at first because I tried to
Google the Nico insurance company and couldn't find it anywhere. I
have a cousin name Nico but he doesn't sell insurance. He's mostly
in the debt collecting business. He's funny, I had lunch with him
the other day and he showed me a picture of his new company logo.
Isn't it the bomb? LOL!
It was then when I realized that (NICO) is actually the National Indemnity Company. Well anyway, getting back to the subject here, what a nice man that Mr Godwin Emefiele is. He came into my office with a huge ass suitcase. I'm saying to myself, "what in the world is he carrying in that suitcase"? That's when I realized, holy shit, he's got my 20 million dollars in there. Well with a polite shy smirk on my face, I say to him, "why don't you put that nice suitcase over here next to me"? He puts his finger out, waves it around and says, "no no no. Not until you give me the $120 fee". We shook hands, made the deal, and laughed about it. However, I still don't get it. I give him $120 dollars, and he gives me 20 million. He's a very nice man but not very smart. He came down all the way from Nigeria for $120 dollars? That air flight must have cost a fortune but what the heck, the Nico Insurance Company probably paid for all of it. Oh here's a picture that my secretary took of both of us shaking hands while making the deal.
I asked him how in the world did he get that big suitcase full of money on the plane? He told me that Mr. Sam Brown and FedEx Nigeria took care of everything. They had the suitcase shipped to Mr. Emefiele's hotel room ahead of time. Wow FedEx is amazing! I have to agree with you Mr. Brown, "if not for the love that the good God has for me by favoring me with his favor because it was God who did it not by my power but by the spirit says the lord". I can't say it as good as you but Hallelujah LOL! I'm going to tell all my friends how great FedEx Nigeria is and I want to thank you Mr. Brown along with the staff at FedEx Nigeria, for making this happen. Oh by the way, please don't tell my cousin Nico that I have 20 million dollars. I already owe him 10 million.
Sincerely,
Phil MacCrackin
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