Article 17 - Subject: Attn: Beneficiary1

 

From: MRS JOY TUTU <johnmike2765334545@gmail.com>

To: Undisclosed recipients;

Reply to: officefille876@gmail.com

Subject: Attn: Beneficiary1

Attention: Beneficiary,

This is to bring to your notice that because of the impossibility of
your fund transfer through our western union network, we have credited
your total fund of $3,800,000.00 Legitimate USD into an ATM VISA
card,and we have paid the delivery fee of your ATM VISA card to you,
we paid it because your ATM VISA card worth of $3,800,000.00 which we
have registered for deliver, has less than 16 days to expire in the
custody of the EMS Company and when it expires, the money will go into
federal government treasury account.

For that we decided to help you pay off the money so that your ATM
VISA card will not expire, because we trust that when you receive this
your ATM VISA card, definitely you must pay us back and even
compensate us for helping you. Like we stated earlier, the delivery
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charges has been paid ,therefore the only money you were advice to
send to them is their official security keeping fee of $85usd.

Like I stated earlier, the crediting re-activation, delivery and the
company registration charges has been paid by me, but I did not pay
their official security keeping fee since they refused, they refused
and the reason is that they do not know when you are going to contact
them and the demur rage might have increased by then, They told me
that their official security keeping fee is $85.00, and I deposited it
on TUESDAY Being (August 22, 2022)

Therefore you should contact them with the below contact information

Company name; EMS Express Customer Service
Logistic Manager:Mr.Jerry Brown
Phone: +22956709047

Try to contact them today and also send them the security official
security keeping charge to avoid increasing of their fees and let me
know once you receive this your ATM VISA CARD. Contact them today with
your full information requested below

Your Full Name

Your Country

Your Residence Home Address

A Copy of You Identification

Your Direct Phone

Your Cell

Age/Sex

Try to indicate all this codes to them because it will prove that you
are the rightful person that own the ATM visa card deposited in their
custody.

Shipment Code awb 33xzs
ATM Card Registered Code No xgt442
Security Code sctc:2001dhx:567:
Transaction Code 233:cstc:101:33028
Certificate Deposit code: sctc:bun.xxiv:78:01
Depositor:MRS JOY TUTU
Manager of UBA Bank Plc

This is to avoid wrong delivery, do that urgent to avoid increase of
their keeping fees and let us know once you receive your ATM VISA
CARD.

Yours sincerely
MRS JOY TUTU

Our Reply:

Good Afternoon Ms. TUTU,

First of all, I tried reading your message again and again. I came up with the conclusion that I have no friggin clue what you're trying to say to me. If this is English, then I suppose shit on a shingle is a pepperoni pizza. It sounds like someone wants to give me $3,800,000.00 and all I have to do is pay $85. Right? That's either a lot of JOY or a pain in the TUTU. Lucky for you, I have a couple of suggestions that can help you with your English grammar. It will make your scam sound nicer but it won't make a difference because this it's bullshit all together. Well getting back to the suggestions, here's the first one.

Sesame Street's goal was to create programming for preschoolers that was both entertaining and educational. The producers wanted to use TV as a way to help underprivileged 3- to 5- year-olds prepare for kindergarten. This is a really good start for you. I think you would really enjoy The Count. I love when he says "One, One stupid scammer, Two, two stupid scammers, heh heh heh"! Really you will find the characters enjoyable and with time, your emails will make much more sense on an English Grammar perspective. Not saying that they will be believable but more so, easier to read and understand. My other suggestion is The Electric Company.

Hey, you guyyyys! Get ready for rich learning moments! The Electric Company media and resources entertain and engage children ages 5–9 while teaching four crucial areas of literacy that are challenging for struggling readers: Decoding, Vocabulary, Comprehension of Connected Text, and reading Motivation. Here you’ll find full episodes, clips, games and activity sheets to excite even the most reluctant readers. Holy shit, that's Morgan Freeman and on the far right is Bill Cosby. Do not accept a cocktail from that guy LOL! Last but not least.

Hooked on Phonics is, at its core, based on synthetic phonics instruction. Essentially, this means that they teach the relationship between letters and sounds and slowly build up their skills until they are able to blend those sounds into full words and sentences. If you got this far into my email without a problem, then starting at level 7 would be good for you. Hey but if you still want to give me the $3,800,000.00, I will be ok with that. I don't have $85 but please consider the information that I gave you above as payment. It's worth $500.

Your Full Name - Fire Penguin Disco Panda

Your Country - USA

Your Residence Home Address - 1313 Mocking Bird Lane, Sacramento CA

A Copy of You Identification:

 

Your Direct Phone - 555-555-1234

Your Cell - 555-555-1234

Age/Sex - 35/yes definitely

Sincerely,

Fire Penguin Disco Panda

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