From: Federal Bureau of Investigation <christopherawray41@gmail.com>
To: Undisclosed recipients;
Reply to: officefbi906@gmail.com
Subject: FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION,
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET. FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division FBI Headquarters in Washington, D.C . Federal Bureau of Investigation J. Edgar Hoover Building 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 warrant no; usa/batch97494/tzx14/washington DC FBI. inset. Washington WARNING, This is the final warning you are going to receive from us. I hope you understand how many times this message has been sent to you? We have warned you several times and you have ignored our e-mails. If you fail to respond back to us with the payment , then we would be forced to contact other security agencies and have your name blacklisted. We would also send a letter to the company/agency that you are working to suspend you until we are through with our investigations. Your Identification which we have in our database has been sent to all the crime agencies for them to insert you in their website as an internet fraudster and to warn people from having any deals with you. This would have been solved all this while if you had gotten the CERTIFICATE SIGNED, ENDORSED AND STAMPED as you where instructed in the e-mail below. The federal bureau of investigation (FBI) is using this medium to inform you that there is no more time left to waste because you have been given a mandate. As stated earlier to have the document endorsed, signed and stamped without failure and you must adhere to these directives to avoid you being arrested. You failed to comply with our directives/instructions, and right now the WARRANT OF ARREST has been signed against you and it will be carried out in the next 24hours as strictly signed by the FBI Director CHRISTOPHER A WRAY. We have investigated and believe (but have no proof) that you didn't have any idea when the fraudulent deal was committed with your information/identity and right now if your ID is placed on our website as a wanted person, I believe you know that it will be a shame to you and your entire family because after then it will be announced in all the local channels that you are wanted by the FBI. I decided to see how i could be of help to you because i would not be happy to see you end up in jail and all your properties confiscated all because your information was used to carry out a fraudulent transactions, i called the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission and they directed me to a private attorney who could help you get the process done and he stated that he will endorse, sign and stamp the document at the sum of $200.00usd only and i believe this process is cheaper for you. You need to do every possible thing today to get this process done because director has called to inform me that the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and once it has been approved, then the arrest will be carried out, and from our investigations we learnt that you were the person that forwarded your identity to one impostor/fraudsters when they had a deal with you about the transfer of some illegal Lottery funds which is valued at Millions of dollars with proofs. I pleaded on your behalf so that this agency could give you till tomorrow from now so that you could get this process done because i learnt that you were sent several email without getting a response from you, Bear it in mind that this is the only way that i can be able to help you at this moment or you would have to face the law and its consequences once it has befall on you. Get Back To Me Urgent So I Can Give You Direction How To Send The Money by today so that they could have the certificate endorsed, signed and stamped immediately without any further delay. After all this process has been carried out, then we would have to proceed to the bank for the transfer of your funds worth $13.5 million USD to be completed which was supposed to have been transferred to you all this while. Note/ all the crime agencies have been contacted in this regard and we shall trace and arrest you if you disregard these instructions. You are given a grace today to make the payment for the document after which your failure to do that will attract a maximum arrest and finally you will be appearing in court for act of terrorism, money laundering and drug trafficking charges, so be warned. PERFECT REGARD Christopher A. Wray Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Our Reply:
Good Morning Agent Wray,
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, greetings from Canada! You missed me suckers! I live in an undisclosed part of Canada now and there's jack shit that you can do about it LOL. I changed my name, I got plastic surgery, changed my eye color, and hair color. I now speak more French than English. I also became a professional hockey player in a well known Canadian NHL hockey team. Don't even think about asking me what my name is now because your sorry asses are going to have to guess. Na Na Na Na Na! However I will give you a clue. Here's my team.
I bet that you guys from Nigeria, Africa, or India don't even know what hockey is. Ooooooops, I forgot that you guys are the FBI. Sorry, I will continue to play along. You guys have been so awesome and cooperative with me by sending me all these warning emails. I would have never thought that the FBI can send so many warning emails on oppose to just making a surprise visit and making an arrest. This allowed for me to prepare for my relocation. What the hell took you so long? LOL! I have to admit for FBI agents, you're not very smart. You're not getting the $200 fee and you're certainly not getting the 13.5 millions dollars. I took it all with me.
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