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Article 21 - Subject: ALLSTATE CHARTERED FINANCE Washington DC United States

 

From: Wells Fargo bank <wellsfargob77@gmail.com>

To: Undisclosed recipients;

Subject: ALLSTATE CHARTERED FINANCE Washington DC United States


ALLSTATE CHARTERED FINANCE
Washington DC United States


Attention is needed,

Greetings from the Wells Fargo bank. I have a vital information which
needs to be attended immediately. Did you authorize anyone to pick up
your compensation fund from our branch in Arizona?

One Mr Andrew Cox came to our office yesterday in your respect $ 10.5
million dollars which has been credited with us for the past 6 months
now by the Federal Government to be transferred into your account. to
pick up the fund.

So we decided to write you to make sure that you Fine of $ 10.5
million dollars in our branch office in Arizona.

We want you to get back to us with the following details:

Full Name:
Address:
Phone number:

This above listed details are as fast as Possible If You Did Not
Authorize Anyone To Pick Up Your Fund From Our Branch In Arizona.

We Have 4 Means Which You Can Use To Receive Your Fund And You Are To
Choose The Suitable Option For You Here Are The Options:

(1) Bank to Bank wire transfer: It will take only 3hrs hours for you
to receive it into your bank account and the transfer fee will cost
you $250.

(2) I Can credit your fund into ATM visa Card delivery: It will take
48 hours for you to receive it and the delivery fee is $150.

(3) Consignment box delivery: Your fund will be sealed in a box
without anyone knowing what is inside It will take 3 working days to
be delivered to your house. This will cost $200.

(4) Online account will cost you $300.00

Endeavor to get back to us as fast as you can with your details in a
suitable branch. Urgent Attention Are Your Needed To Enable S Proceed
With The Transaction As Your Fund Is Ready For Delivery.


Thank You.
MRS JANICN MOON
General Manager

Our Reply:

Hello MRS JANICN MOON at Wellsfargob77@gmail.com,

That's funny, I may have thought that your email address would be something like Janicn.moon@wellsfargo.com, just like the rest of the staff that I do business with at Wells Fargo. Anyway, I happen to live 5 minutes from the Arizona branch. Yes, I asked my buddy Andrew to go the bank for me in respect to the $10.5 million dollars. By the way, he thinks you're hot! I couldn't make it because I had to walk my girlfriends dogs. I do a lot for her because she's really good to me. But damn so many dogs. You won't believe this.

Saratoga dog walker has a big
        following – The Daily Gazette

Andrew took this picture. What an asshole huh? LOL! Anyway, here's the information that you requested:

Full Name: Dick Hurts
Address: 5840 W Thomas Rd Ste 110, Phoenix, AZ 85031
Phone number: (480) 892-3333

As to which method that I prefer:

(1) Bank to Bank wire transfer: It will take only 3hrs hours for you to receive it into your bank account and the transfer fee will cost you $250.

No, I don't want to do this one because I don't want to wait 3 hours. By the time 3 hours go by, I'd be drunk by then. My girlfriend took this picture yesterday.

29,315 Drunk Man Stock Photos,
          Pictures & Royalty-Free Images - iStock


(2) I Can credit your fund into ATM visa Card delivery: It will take 48 hours for you to receive it and the delivery fee is $150.

Definitely no! I won't wait 3 hours, what makes you think that I can wait for 48. I'm sorry, I don't mean to be stubborn. That's just the way I am. Andrew can tell you. Here's a picture that he took when I refused to apologize to my girlfriend for not walking the dogs last Friday.

1,679 Stubborn Man Stock Photos,
          Pictures & Royalty-Free Images - iStock


(3) Consignment box delivery: Your fund will be sealed in a box without anyone knowing what is inside It will take 3 working days to be delivered to your house. This will cost $200.

No, No, No! Are you out of your friggin mind?

(4) Online account will cost you $300.00

Hell no! I'm a preferred customer. I'm not paying you $300.00 to access my own money. I'll tell you what though, Since I only live 5 minutes from the Arizona branch, I can stop there tomorrow. I'll bring Andrew along. He wants to ask you out on a date. I'll treat you guys to a week in Mexico or something. So, I will be there tomorrow at 10:00AM. How's that? I look forward to meeting you and picking up my $10.5 Million.

Sincerely,

Dick Hurts
 

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