Monday, August 29, 2022

Article 24 - Subject: FROM THE DELIVERY AGENT!!

 

From: DELIVERY SERVICE <obinancy551@gmail.com>

To: Undisclosed recipients;

Reply to: deliverya803@gmail.com

Subject: FROM THE DELIVERY AGENT!!


Hey Jerry Paul,

Where the hell are you? I'm at JFK International Airport now looking for you. The girl at the front desk at DHL, at the airport said that you were a very busy man, and that I needed to be patient. I realized that she was right so I agreed to wait patiently. My girlfriend Linda, my best friend Bryan, and I, decided to have some drinks at the bar, while waiting for you. I'm the guy with the light gray shirt, sitting next to my girlfriend Linda, at the end of the bar. My best friend Bryan thought it was a good idea to take this picture so that you can see who I am and what I was wearing.

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The only problem now is that you know what I look like, and what I am wearing but I don't know what you look like. So, I left Bryan and Linda at the bar. I decided to walk back to the DHL front desk. I asked the girl at the desk if she can describe you to me, so that I know who I am approaching when it's time to pick up my ATM card. She was very nice about it and showed me a picture of you.

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Funny, I remember her telling me that you're a very busy man, and here you are playing with model planes LOL. Hey, can you get me one of those model planes? One for me and one for my best friend Bryan? I'll even give you a gift card which I'm sure that's what you're looking for in the first place. Just tell me what kind of gift card you want. iTunes, Walmart, Target, or Google Play? That sounds like a good deal to me. I get the ATM card with the 1.5 million, DHL model planes, and you get a gift card. I recommend we do this fast as Linda and Bryan are already getting drunk LOL. Look at these 2.

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You must have lost the information that I already gave you, huh? No problem here it is again. Please don't lose it this time.

Your Name: Michael Bloomberg
Home Address: 17 East 79 Street 
Nearest airport: JFK international airport
Copy of id:
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Your phone Number: (718) 367-4500 
Your Age: 42

Sincerely,

Michael Bloomberg
Sent from my iPhone----------------- 
 

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