From: Mr. Jerry Harrison <contact@imf.net>
To: Recipients <contact@imf.net>
Reply to: officedeprtment@gmail.com
Subject: Your ATM CARD has been released
CAUTION: This email originated from outside of the Columbia County School District. Do not click links or open attachments unless you recognize the sender and know the content is safe. IMF International Monetary Fund Fiscal Affairs Department 1900 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20431 Attention: Beneficiary, This is to inform you that the IMF has instructed the Courier Companies in this Country to release and dispatch all the Monetary Instruments in their Custody to their owners before the end of the first quarter of the year 2022 unconditionally. During our investigation we found out that most of the seized funds were not for illegal transactions, including your fund that was stocked with the DHL for some months. We have passed instruction to DHL to dispatch your Fund to you since your fund was not for illegal missions. We have paid for delivering and insurance charges and also supplied to DHL the legal documents needed to deliver your Fund to you. We understand that the content of your package is an ATM CARD worth $3,500,000.00 USD, DHL does not ship money in CASH or in CHEQUES but ATM CARDs are ship-able. For your information, the VAT & Shipping charges as well as Insurance fees have been paid by this firm. Note that the payment that is made on the Insurance, Premium & Clearance Certificates, are to certify that your Fund is not a Drug Affiliated Fund (DAF) neither is it funds to sponsor Terrorism in your State. This will help you avoid any form of query from the Monetary Authority of your State. However, you will have to pay a sum of $195.00 USD to the DHL Delivery Department being full payment for the Security Keeping Fee of the DHL company as stated in their privacy terms & condition page. Send your Postal address ,telephone and your name in full. It is mandatory to reconfirm your Postal address and telephone. Kindly complete the below form and send it to the DHL DELIVERY POST with the below information. It is mandatory to reconfirm your FULL NAMES: TELEPHONE: POSTAL ADDRESS: SEX: CITY: STATE: COUNTRY: DHL DELIVERY POST Email: dhle7487@gmail.com Contact Person: Mr. George Ted. Have a great day! Yours Faithfully, Mr. Jerry Harrison, Regional Director International Monetary Fund (IMF) Contact DHL for your release Fund ATM CARD.
Our Reply:
Good Morning Mr Harrison,
I am so excited that you have reached out to me regarding the
$3,500,000.00 in exchange for a fee of $195. Unfortunately, I
don't have $195. So, if you can simply deduct it from the
$3,500,000.00, and pay me $3,499,805.00, that would be great. I am
not a big fan of DHL and I like to ask if we can use FedEX
instead? The reason why I don't care much for DHL is because the
last time they made a delivery to my house, they crashed into my
swimming pool.
They didn't even have the decency to pay for the
damages. That might be the reason why you're contacting me. Don't
worry because as long as you pay me $3,499,805.00, I won't be
suing anyone. I have to give you guys credit. I think this method
of keeping me quiet is brilliant. However, I advise that you stop
doing business with DHL. Otherwise, they will hurt the reputation
of your organization. They let their drivers get drunk while
making deliveries. This is the guy that the police arrested after
their van crashed into my pool. This was taken before the crash by
my surveillance cameras. I guess he was trying to read the numbers
on my house.
Also, if all possible can I please have a big box of
money instead of an ATM card? There was another organization that
wanted to give me an ATM card loaded with millions of dollars, in
exchange for a fee of $200. Well, I gave them $200, and yes, they
gave me an ATM card. Instead of it being loaded with Money, it was
only good to spend on Kentucky bourbon whiskey. This is why I
don't trust payments by ATM anymore. Really, you think I'm
bullshitting you but I'm not.
This is why I prefer a big box of cash. If we're all in agreement, here's the information that you requested.
FULL NAMES: Joe Mamma TELEPHONE: (718) 367-4500 POSTAL ADDRESS: 1313 Mocking Bird Lane, Bronx, NY 10456 SEX: Male CITY: Bronx STATE: NY COUNTRY: USA Sincerely, Joe Mamma
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