Wednesday, August 31, 2022

Article 27 - Subject: Your ATM CARD has been released

 

From: Mr. Jerry Harrison <contact@imf.net>

To: Recipients <contact@imf.net>

Reply to: officedeprtment@gmail.com

Subject: Your ATM CARD has been released

 

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IMF International Monetary Fund
Fiscal Affairs Department
1900 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20431

Attention: Beneficiary,

This is to inform you that the IMF has instructed the Courier
Companies in this Country to release and dispatch all the Monetary
Instruments in their Custody to their owners before the end of the
first quarter of the year 2022 unconditionally.

During our investigation we found out that most of the seized funds
were not for illegal transactions, including your fund that was
stocked with the DHL for some months. We have passed instruction to
DHL to dispatch your Fund to you since your fund was not for illegal missions.

We have paid for delivering and insurance charges and also supplied to
DHL the legal documents needed to deliver your Fund to you.
We understand that the content of your package is an ATM CARD worth
$3,500,000.00 USD, DHL does not ship money in CASH or in CHEQUES but ATM
CARDs are ship-able. For your information, the VAT & Shipping charges as
well as Insurance fees have been paid by this firm.

Note that the payment that is made on the Insurance, Premium &
Clearance Certificates, are to certify that your Fund is not a Drug
Affiliated Fund (DAF) neither is it funds to sponsor Terrorism in your
State. This will help you avoid any form of query from the Monetary
Authority of your State.

However, you will have to pay a sum of $195.00 USD to the DHL Delivery
Department being full payment for the Security Keeping Fee of the DHL
company as stated in their privacy terms & condition page. Send your
Postal address ,telephone and your name in full. It is mandatory to
reconfirm your Postal address and telephone.
Kindly complete the below form and send it to the DHL DELIVERY POST
with the below information.

It is mandatory to reconfirm your

FULL NAMES:
TELEPHONE:
POSTAL ADDRESS:
SEX:
CITY:
STATE:
COUNTRY:

DHL DELIVERY POST
Email: dhle7487@gmail.com
Contact Person: Mr. George Ted.

Have a great day!

Yours Faithfully,
Mr. Jerry Harrison,
Regional Director
International Monetary Fund (IMF)
Contact DHL for your release Fund ATM CARD.

Our Reply:

Good Morning Mr Harrison,

I am so excited that you have reached out to me regarding the $3,500,000.00 in exchange for a fee of $195. Unfortunately, I don't have $195. So, if you can simply deduct it from the $3,500,000.00, and pay me $3,499,805.00, that would be great. I am not a big fan of DHL and I like to ask if we can use FedEX instead? The reason why I don't care much for DHL is because the last time they made a delivery to my house, they crashed into my swimming pool.

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They didn't even have the decency to pay for the damages. That might be the reason why you're contacting me. Don't worry because as long as you pay me $3,499,805.00, I won't be suing anyone. I have to give you guys credit. I think this method of keeping me quiet is brilliant. However, I advise that you stop doing business with DHL. Otherwise, they will hurt the reputation of your organization. They let their drivers get drunk while making deliveries. This is the guy that the police arrested after their van crashed into my pool. This was taken before the crash by my surveillance cameras. I guess he was trying to read the numbers on my house.

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Also, if all possible can I please have a big box of money instead of an ATM card? There was another organization that wanted to give me an ATM card loaded with millions of dollars, in exchange for a fee of $200. Well, I gave them $200, and yes, they gave me an ATM card. Instead of it being loaded with Money, it was only good to spend on Kentucky bourbon whiskey. This is why I don't trust payments by ATM anymore. Really, you think I'm bullshitting you but I'm not.

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This is why I prefer a big box of cash. If we're all in agreement, here's the information that you requested.

FULL NAMES: Joe Mamma
TELEPHONE: (718) 367-4500
POSTAL ADDRESS: 1313 Mocking Bird Lane, Bronx, NY 10456
SEX: Male
CITY: Bronx
STATE: NY
COUNTRY: USA

Sincerely,

Joe Mamma

 

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