Article 26 - Subject: ATTENTION?

 

From: JEROME POWELL <diplomaticagentpben@gmail.com>

To: Undisclosed recipients;

Reply to: federalreservereserve@gmail.com

Subject: ATTENTION?

 

ATTENTION:

Greetings, I don't know how you feel receiving this message because of
scammers all over the word, but I am here to inform you that through
the help of Mr, President  Joe Biden we are able to pay all the scam
victims in the United states of America and around  the globe ($4 . 5
Million USD) through the federal reserve bank of America.

you only have 2 working days to claim your fund if we don't hear from
you that your fund will be confiscated and be used to pay another
beneficiary?

these is our contact phone number text only (602)7673462)

Faithfully
Jerome Powell.

Our Reply:

Good Evening Mr. Powell,

Sorry, I don't have a phone anymore. The last phone that I had was accidentally dropped in the toilet. There was brown stuff all over it so I took a net, fished it out of the toilet, and threw it away. I wasn't about to touch it. I know what you're saying right about now, "what a shitty situation". So needles to say, we're going to have to do this by email. I don't have a lot of money to buy a new phone so the $4.5 million will be a big help. I can even buy a car and a new home. I really liked that phone too. I was so upset when it happened. My girlfriend took this picture.

Another thing that I want to do after I get the $4.5 million, is that I want to go down to Washington D.C., and meet with the President, to thank him personally for making this possible. I'm also going to tell him that you are doing an outstanding job and that you deserve a raise. I met him once, when he came up to Connecticut. My girlfriend baked him some cookies but the only thing is that she's a terrible baker. I mean the look on his face, after he took a bite off of the first cookie was classic.

I mean really, does he look like he's enjoying those cookies? The next that I am going to do is send my girlfriend to culinary school so that she can learn how to bake the right way. She's very messy too. After she bakes, she leaves the kitchen looking like a disaster. One time, at this apartment that we used to live in, we got kicked out because of the way she left the kitchen. I guess I am going to have to play it safe and hire a maid too, just to clean up after her lol. She is improving.

 

I know that I only have 2 days to reply back to you and that's why I am getting back to you on the same day. Please turn this around quickly so that I can prepare, and move forward with my plans.

Sincerely,

Attention Jones

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