Article 14 - Subject: Hello

 

From: Kenneth Williams <kennywilliam1990@gmail.com>

To: Undisclosed recipients;

Reply to: kennywilliams@kimo.com

Subject: Hello

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Dear,

Greetings, to you. I have come across your name and contact as I search the mail for a very good partner.
Briefly I will explain a business to you and if it would be to your interest, I have inherited the sum of 5 million dollars from my late father. The funds had been with a bank here in my country.

As a result of some agreement clause, they could not release the funds to me here locally.
If you are interested to partner with me, do reply back then we can move ahead to effectively build this business relationship.

Waiting for your reply,
Best Regards,
Kenneth Williams.

Our Reply:

Hello Kenneth Williams,

Is it ok to call you Kenny? Me and my associates love that name. We had an associate named Kenny once. He didn't always follow the rules of our firm, so we had to make him disappear. The good news is that we happen to be looking for a new partner, so the fact that you're name happens to be Kenny, is quite awesome. Yes, we would like to partner up with you and move ahead to effectively build this business relationship. Me and my associates got together over dinner and agreed to let you into our firm. How can we say no to 5 million smackaroos? We were so excited about your proposal and went all out Italian style. Our dinner consisted of an hors d'oeuvre, soup, appetizer, salad, main course, dessert, and mignardise. Of course don't forget about good vino and fine cigars. Here's a picture we took in celebration to our new partnership.

So tell me, how do we start? Who exactly is getting in your way from receiving this 5 million? We can make him go away too. Forget about it! We've got a lot of ways to make this happen and you don't have to worry about a thing. Nobody is going to point fingers at you. You let us take care of the heavy work and you can take care of setting up the meeting. I know you're going to ask, how do we do this. Well we can use what we call the Bon Voyage method. We have the meeting, lure in that SOB  with our money by telling him that he won a cruise. Then when he's not looking, Joey Boombats knocks him over the head with a bat. We throw him the trunk of an old car, and then push it down the river. BON VOYAGE!!!!! That's Joey Boombat's specialty. Check him out.

We recommend that you start putting this gig together right away. 5 million smackaroos. We take 3 and you can have 2. After all, we will be doing all the dirty work. If we have to send somebody to your country, we can make that happen too. We've got associates everywhere. You name it. India, Nigeria, the Philippines.................................. Don't matter. Forget about it! Anyway, we look forward to hearing from you and welcome to the family.

Sincerely,

Tony Mozzarella

 

We decided to take a different approach and send them a follow up note as follows:

 

On 8/20/2022 1:36 PM, Lottsa Cash wrote:
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> Oh by the way, I knew that I was forgetting something. The full thread of this email was posted to our blog www.scammersbeaware.blogspot.com. You're going to be famous!

 

Just what we hoped for, we got a reply:

On 8/20/2022 1:59 PM, Kenneth Williams wrote:
> Thanks very much for your mail but please are you willing to go ahead with me, If yes do confirm back to me as I cant understand what you meant by scammer blog,
> If you are in doubt, we can call it goodbye,

Our Reply:

A scammer blog is where we post common email scams that we see again and again. Same opening line, same proposal, coming from different email addresses. It doesn't matter. I think you understand perfectly well what we mean. Our job is to make people aware of these types of scams. You send people emails and you don't even know their name or who they are. If you knew who they were, you would simply address them with "Hello John Thomas", "Hello Sally Green", etc...................but you don't. So when new email scams come around, we find them, we post them onto our blog, and we exploit them. The only difference is that we use comedy. Why? Because it's pretty sad what people like you do, so we want to share laughter with the world by exposing your sorry ass. I hope that sums it up for you. 

Sincerely,

Scammers Beware

 

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